The OBSCURE BRAND store now has the MC5 “distressed retro” design available on 100% cotton baseball jerseys along with our popular ash gray short sleeve t-shirts! And as with all of our shirts, you get FREE BUTTONS with every order! Click here to order your very own shirt or jersey and remember to KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER#&$@!%!
We won’t give you any of that HAPPY HOLIDAYS crap… we’re gonna wish you a %$@#&! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Don’t wait till the last minute! Head on over to our online store and get all your gift shopping drudgery done now! We got a whole NEW batch of t-shirts, posters, buttons and magnets for all those good little boys and girls on your gift giving list. And there’s plenty of stuff for the bad ones, too! So click HERE to get “Unique Stuff For Unique People!” this CHRISTMAS season!
Just got word that our application for an Artist Alley table went thru for this years Comikaze… or as it’s now called, Stan Lee’s Los Angeles Comic Con! Haven’t got a table number yet, but I will post that ASAP. Stay tuned!
With all that’s going on these days in the wacky world of US politics, I would just like to remind you all that we still have a few of our “DON’T BLAME ME!” bumper stickers available…
(I think we even have some shirts, too!)
You may order them HERE.
Now YOU can be the GHOUL you’ve always wanted to be… without the TROUBLE and INCONVENIENCE of ACTUALLY BEING DEAD! From the picture of your choice, you can now have anyone… family, friends, pets, immortalized as a member of the ever growing ZOMBIE NATION!
IT’S NOT BRAIN SURGERY…ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS EMAIL ME A CLEAR PICTURE OF YOURSELF!
I will be working DIRECTLY from your photo, so the expression you have as a human, is the expression you’ll have as a member of the undead! If you’re a smiling human, then you’ll be a smiling zombie, too.
FOR BEST RESULTS:
•Well lit, large “head shots” work best. The bigger the photo, the better.
•JPEG is the preferred format for sending thru email. Keep it below 5MB.
•Other hi-resolution options are available (FTP, DROPBOX, etc.). Contact me if you need to use these.
WHAT YOU GET…
AFTER RECEIVING YOUR PHOTO AND PAYMENT:
•I will create your portrait and then ship you a HIGH QUALITY, SUITABLE FOR FRAMING, 8 X 10 INCH PRINT in about 1-2 weeks.
•I will also send you a link that will enable you to DOWNLOAD A JPEG OF THE PORTRAIT, suitable for online use, such as Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.,
•You will also get a link to a HIGH-RESOLUTION FILE that can be used for printing cards, posters, calendars, shirts or anything else you’d like to put your rotting face on!
DON’T DELAY! GET YOUR PORTRAIT TODAY!
TO ORDER, CLICK HERE
While working on a new issue of DANGERWORLD (among other things), I have also been posting brand spanking new episodes of the cannabis infused comic GET SERIOUS for Serious Monkey Bizzness. If you haven’t seen them yet, may I suggest you cease reading this drivel and click here! A splendid time is guaranteed for all!