OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!

Looking to give unique gifts this year? Look no further than our Obscure Brand Etsy store!
Comics, posters, t-shirts and more are just a click away!

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I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. But I CAN get you my great new t-shirt in time for the holidays! MAKES A GREAT GIFT! Now sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Unique Gifts For Unique People!

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We have been selling a lot of our NASTY WOMAN shirts the last few weeks (along with the BAD HOMBRE shirts)
It warms my heart to know that there are so many NASTY WOMEN out there.
There is yet hope for us all!

Our ETSY STORE is full of all kinds of Obscure Brand stuff!
You’ll get FREE shipping on orders of $75 and up!
All shirt orders come with FREE buttons!
And if you use this code at checkout you’ll get 15% off of your entire order:
15PERCENTOFFXMAS2016

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!

For all you BAD HOMBRES out there…

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LIMITED TIME OFFER!

Get this shirt for all the BAD HOMBRES in your life.
You know who they are!

Comes on a sporty “Sport Grey” 100% cotton, pre-shrunk t-shirt.
Real classy!

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Get it at the OBSCURE BRAND ETSY STORE!