“DON’T BLAME ME” PROTEST T-SHIRTS!

 

Great casual wear for all your protests, flag burnings or just about any other kind of leftist un-American activities you and your comrades are secretly involved in!

Remember… It’s all just good old clean fun!

New episode of GET SERIOUS!

After a long holiday break, our online comic GET SERIOUS is back on track!
Omar has consumed a very large quantity of snacks laced with cannabis and has quitely settled in to watch “TEX SIMIAN – Fastest Ape West of the Pecos”!

To see the full size version and a lot more click here.

An American Hero! Astronaut John Glenn 1921-2016

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JOHN GLENN – American astronaut & US Senator – 1921-2016

I remember sitting in my first-grade class when John Glenn’s Mercury rocket, Friendship 7, took off. The audio of the launch was being piped into the classroom (no TV’s in the classroom back then!) and as a young astronaut wanna-be, I was eagerly awaiting the final countdown. When the announcer cried “Lift-Off!”, everyone jumped from their seats and ran to the window to catch a glimpse of the quickly rising rocket. HA! Such silly children I thought, as I stayed firmly planted in my seat, eyes fixed on the PA speaker. The fact that we were all attending Edmonson Elementary School, located in Madison Heights, a suburb of Detroit, MI, far, far from the Cape Canaveral launch pad, I KNEW that there was absolutely NO WAY you could see the rocket from our location, no matter how much one could stretch up on their little tiny tippy toes and peer out the window. I smugly sat there for 20 seconds or so, then ran to the window too… maybe they knew something I didn’t.  Don’t wanna miss it! But of course they didn’t. Nothing but blue skies. I would have to wait for that night’s evening news (with Walter Cronkite!) to see the launch.

Back then we were all fascinated with the US space program. Things stopped all across the country to watch the launches & landings.
It can be said that a lot of it was government propaganda and that the Mercury Seven were pumped up to be something they weren’t.
But in the end, whatever image was fabricated, the reality was that these guys were sitting on a huge bomb! And they rode that bomb into space!
And they made this little first grader dream of a brighter future.
We could all use some more of that right about now.

God speed, John Glenn!
Thanks for your courage!

Throw Another Shirt On The Barbie, Mate!

Got an order this morning for one of my “DANGER! DANGER! shirts. il_fullxfull.1104805429_mhw1.jpg

No big whoop. But the thing that stands out about this order is that it comes from all the way down under… Australia!
Adelaide, Australia to be exact.
That is definitely the furthest place I’ve had to ship anything yet.

This person REALLY wants this shirt cuz the shipping comes out to over $45!
That’s more than twice as much as the actual t-shirt!
I really like this design, but I don’t think I could bring myself to part with THAT much for a t-shirt, even for my own adorable artwork.
Just glad that someone, somewhere appreciates well crafted designs and limited run t-shirts.

And as it stands now… there is, (or soon will be) ONLY ONE PERSON on the entire Australian continent that has this shirt.
Now that’s REALLY obscure!

and now the pitch…
Go to our Obscure Brand Comix ETSY store and buy stuff! Lotsa stuff!
Remember… “Unique Gifts for Unique People!”

Hey Man!…

Another NEW t-shirt design available at our spiffy clean, well-lit, always open ETSY store!

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With pot now legal in 28 states, the concept of “420” is fast becoming just another state-of-mind construct, one that transcends the very notion of time and space. No longer must one designate a specific time to imbibe, for now 420 is ALL TIME, and that time is NOW and FOREVER! So declare your independence from the “man’s” outdated spacial calculations and groove with the future! And besides all that, it just looks way COOL!

OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!

Looking to give unique gifts this year? Look no further than our Obscure Brand Etsy store!
Comics, posters, t-shirts and more are just a click away!

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I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. But I CAN get you my great new t-shirt in time for the holidays! MAKES A GREAT GIFT! Now sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Unique Gifts For Unique People!

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We have been selling a lot of our NASTY WOMAN shirts the last few weeks (along with the BAD HOMBRE shirts)
It warms my heart to know that there are so many NASTY WOMEN out there.
There is yet hope for us all!

Our ETSY STORE is full of all kinds of Obscure Brand stuff!
You’ll get FREE shipping on orders of $75 and up!
All shirt orders come with FREE buttons!
And if you use this code at checkout you’ll get 15% off of your entire order:
15PERCENTOFFXMAS2016

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!